He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
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