Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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