I'm gonna have a badass scar
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
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she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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