Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
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You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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