the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.