redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
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THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now