Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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