quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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