So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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