your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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