He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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