I have demons in me.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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