just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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