Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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