Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize