I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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