Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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