so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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