What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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