just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Two words: nipple clamps
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