So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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