Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
40s are totally the cure
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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