If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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