You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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