Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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