It's Friday. Sex?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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