your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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