So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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