I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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