Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
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