Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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