well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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