They should really pass out barf bags in church
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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