OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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