He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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