Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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