But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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