Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
