Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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