Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
im holly from the hills drunk
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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