he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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