She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
i need some magic done to my vagina
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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