soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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