Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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