cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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