found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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