this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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