I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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