so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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