The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
