Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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