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(845): View more from New York

whjeg hajt iyt

(914): View more from New York

say what?

(845): View more from New York

wanna hang out?

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(503): View more from Oregon

Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?

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(847): View more from Illinois

okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.

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(260): View more from Indiana

3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella

(1-260): View more from Indiana

I've never been more proud of you

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex

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(443): View more from Maryland

i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?

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(803): View more from South Carolina

If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now

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(410): View more from Maryland

I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet

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