Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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