I have demons in me.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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