There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
you never un-have a 4some
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
