i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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