no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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