She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Banned from zoo.
Again?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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