Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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