My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
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I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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