All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
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Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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